My daughter went to a Mexican fast-food place and ordered a taco.
She asked the person behind the counter for ‘minimal lettuce.’
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
—–
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
‘Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?’
To which I replied, ‘If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?’
He smiled knowingly and nodded, ‘That’s why we ask.’
—–
The pedestrian light on the corner beeps when it’s safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an ‘intellectually challenged’ co-worker of mine.
She asked if I knew what the beeper was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, ‘What on earth are blind people doing driving?!’
She is a government employee…..
—–
When my wife and I arrived at a car dealership to pick up our car after a service, we were told the keys had been locked in it.
We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door.
As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
‘Hey,’ I announced to the technician, ‘it’s open!’
His reply was, ‘I know. I already did that side.’
Amish Cinnamon Bread Recipe
THE SLEEP-BOOSTING ELIXIR: BOILING BANANAS FOR A RESTFUL NIGHT’S SLEEP
Easy Fresh Strawberry Pie
This is how he looks today
JK Rowling Sparks Controversy by Calling Transgender Paralympic Athlete Valentina Petrillo a ‘Cheater’ in Defense of Women’s Sports
Flies, mosquitoes and cockroaches will disappear from your sight thanks to this natural method
Washing machine, never make this mistake: increase the drying time of your laundry
87-year-old woman spent months knitting 75 hats to keep children warm during winter
Simple Sweetness: Easy Banana Cake Recipe With Cake Mix