“We believe those two are probably in a ravine somewhere after losing their social media following to the worst apology video ever recorded,” said Ravine Captain Joe Barron of the 136th Marine Paralegal Unit, “We’re just gonna start here in LA and go from ravine to ravine until we find them.”
Others believe that they may also be in a shallower thing, such as a ditch or even a puddle, but everyone agrees they are likely dead from embarrassment, joining their careers. Topher Grace was unavailable for comment, once again leaving his dignity intact.
Corn Flakes with Bananas
Wasn’t aware of this previously, but “Stabilized Whipped Cream” has truly transformed the game! My family constantly requests me to incorporate it now.
PHILLY STEAK CHEESE FRIES
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Brown Sugar Honey Glazed Carrots
Peanut Butter Microwave Fudge
I call this one ‘Dinner in Paris’ because every bite feels like a first-class ticket to France!
smothered pork chops
