Leaked Reports Reveal George Soros Paid $1 Million to Each ABC Debate Moderator | September 18, 2024

Annonce:

In a revelation that has sent conspiracy theorists into a frenzy of I-told-you-so glee, leaked reports have allegedly confirmed that billionaire philanthropist and right-wing boogeyman George Soros paid $1 million to each ABC debate moderator. Yes, you read that right. According to these new claims, David Muir and Linsey Davis, the two moderators who fact-checked their way through a fiery debate between Donald Trump and Kamala Harris, may have been handsomely compensated—not just by ABC, but by the mysterious forces of globalism.

Move over, Illuminati, there’s a new club in town, and apparently, they’re paying moderators in seven figures to—brace yourself—tell the truth.

The leaked documents, which emerged under shady circumstances (is there any other way?), suggest that Soros personally funneled $1 million each to Muir and Davis through a web of charitable foundations, shadowy organizations, and possibly even a bake sale. Within minutes of the leak hitting the dark corners of the internet, hashtags like #SorosBoughtABC and #ModeratorsForHire began trending on X (formerly Twitter), with conspiracy theorists clutching their keyboards like Olympic torchbearers.

“WE KNEW IT!” one user screamed into the void that is social media. “Soros is literally paying people to fact-check Trump!!!” Another user, clearly ahead of the curve, tweeted, “Soros owns the truth now, huh? And here I thought it was free.”

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