And as for blue-state fans? Rock isn’t counting them out just yet. “Look, if they want to join us, they’re welcome to hit the road and make the trip,” he said. “We’re not excluding anyone. We’re just making it clear where we stand, and if you want to be a part of it, you’re invited.”
In true Kid Rock fashion, the Rock the Country Tour is set to be loud, proud, and full of grit—just as he believes America should be.
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